150 Funny Would You Rather Questions to Make You Laugh

Sometimes the best way to spark laughter is by asking the most ridiculous, impossible, or downright silly questions. “Would You Rather” has always been a classic game for sleepovers, parties, or even awkward family gatherings. The trick is to keep the questions so over-the-top that no one can answer without cracking up. Below, you’ll find 150 funny, absurd, and lighthearted Would You Rather questions designed to make everyone laugh and think twice before answering.

Funny Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
2. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or maple syrup for sweat?
3. Would you rather sneeze confetti or burp glitter?
4. Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown nose every day?
5. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur that never listens or a hamster the size of an elephant?
6. Would you rather always talk in rhyme or always sing instead of speak?
7. Would you rather have your face on every billboard or your laugh as every phone’s default ringtone?
8. Would you rather eat ice cream that’s always slightly melted or pizza that’s always slightly cold?
9. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or dragon wings (that don’t actually work)?
10. Would you rather only be able to walk sideways like a crab or hop everywhere like a kangaroo?
11. Would you rather have to wear socks on your hands or mittens on your feet?
12. Would you rather have a nose that honks like a bike horn or ears that flap when you’re excited?
13. Would you rather have to dance everywhere you go or whisper everything dramatically?
14. Would you rather be chased by a giant hamster or an angry goose every morning?
15. Would you rather live in a house made of jello or a house made of marshmallows?
16. Would you rather have to ride a pogo stick everywhere or roller skates that never come off?
17. Would you rather have an extra eye on your forehead or an extra mouth on your elbow?
18. Would you rather eat spaghetti with your hands or soup with chopsticks?
19. Would you rather hiccup every time you laugh or sneeze every time you blink?
20. Would you rather only speak in movie quotes or only in riddles?
21. Would you rather have a beard made of bees or hair made of noodles?
22. Would you rather turn into a chicken whenever you get nervous or a turtle whenever you get excited?
23. Would you rather have to wear a tutu to every formal event or a giant sombrero to every casual one?
24. Would you rather wrestle a jellyfish or tickle a porcupine?
25. Would you rather smell like cheese forever or always taste pickles when you breathe through your mouth?
26. Would you rather have a personal rain cloud or a personal swarm of butterflies following you?
27. Would you rather your shoes squeak with every step or your stomach growl loudly every five minutes?
28. Would you rather be able to talk to squirrels or understand what mosquitoes are saying?
29. Would you rather have permanent jazz hands or permanent duck face?
30. Would you rather sneeze bubbles or fart glitter clouds?
31. Would you rather have socks that are always a little damp or a tiny pebble in your shoe you can never find?
32. Would you rather your hair change color with your mood or your skin change patterns like a chameleon?
33. Would you rather have to high-five everyone you meet or salute dramatically at random intervals?
34. Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you’ve never been or fly but only one foot off the ground?
35. Would you rather have eyebrows that grow an inch per day or eyelashes that ping like rubber bands when you blink?
36. Would you rather live in a world where ducks wear tiny hats or dogs drive tiny cars?
37. Would you rather have a fridge that talks back or a toaster that gives unsolicited life advice?
38. Would you rather laugh like an evil villain or snort like a pig every time you giggle?
39. Would you rather have a tail you can’t control or antennae that twitch when someone says your name?
40. Would you rather eat only square foods or only foods that start with the letter B?
41. Would you rather have a bubble pop sound every time you blink or a camera shutter sound every time you nod?
42. Would you rather your phone autocorrect everything to pirate speak or to Shakespearean English?
43. Would you rather have to wear a cape or carry a rubber chicken everywhere for a month?
44. Would you rather own a llama that spits compliments or a cat that critiques your fashion choices?
45. Would you rather sleep in a hammock that sways constantly or a bed that squeaks loudly whenever you move?
46. Would you rather have to say “ta-da!” after every sentence or bow before entering every room?
47. Would you rather have fingers that glow in the dark or toes that play tiny jingles when you walk?
48. Would you rather have to use a kazoo to communicate or charades for the rest of the day?
49. Would you rather be followed by an ominous tuba soundtrack or a cheery ukulele soundtrack?
50. Would you rather have a pocket that’s a portal to a sock dimension or a hat that generates random hats?
51. Would you rather be able to talk to walls or hear what pillows dream about?
52. Would you rather have to wear a sandwich board every Friday or rollerblade to every meeting?
53. Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or spaghetti with chocolate sauce (just once)?
54. Would you rather grow a tiny mustache that changes shape daily or eyebrows that occasionally do the wave?
55. Would you rather high-five a cactus (gently) or have glitter stuck to your face for a week?
56. Would you rather have a voice that echoes dramatically or one that always sounds like it’s on helium?
57. Would you rather be best friends with a clumsy dragon or a sarcastic mermaid?
58. Would you rather have a backpack that meows or shoes that randomly shout “Let’s go!”
59. Would you rather be able to smell colors or taste music?
60. Would you rather your shadow be a second, sassier version of you or be slightly ahead of you at all times?
61. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout (but politely)?
62. Would you rather live in a world where socks are illegal or where hats are mandatory?
63. Would you rather have to introduce yourself with a magic trick or a joke every time?
64. Would you rather your hiccups sound like tiny trombones or your yawns sound like thunderstorms?
65. Would you rather have a pet cloud you can sit on or a pet rock that rolls itself?
66. Would you rather have to hopscotch everywhere or walk backward on Wednesdays?
67. Would you rather have shoes that light up the floor like a runway or a hat that shoots confetti when you smile?
68. Would you rather be able to pause time for five seconds or rewind ten seconds—but only once per day?
69. Would you rather always smell faintly of cookies or faintly of campfire?
70. Would you rather have hair that inflates like a pufferfish when startled or hands that squeak like rubber ducks?
71. Would you rather your reflection wink at you or your mirror give you daily pep talks?
72. Would you rather have to wear oven mitts all winter or earmuffs all summer?
73. Would you rather laugh so hard you float or cry so much you water nearby plants?
74. Would you rather have a tiny dragon who toasts your bread or a tiny yeti who chills your drinks?
75. Would you rather have a backpack that refills with snacks or socks that never get dirty?
76. Would you rather only be able to write in crayon or only type in ALL CAPS?
77. Would you rather have bubbles appear every time you think or a cartoon lightbulb appear every time you get an idea?
78. Would you rather have a ringtone that’s your own theme song or footsteps that sound like drumrolls?
79. Would you rather be followed by a flock of friendly pigeons or a parade of tiny robots?
80. Would you rather live in a treehouse with slides or a submarine with periscopes?
81. Would you rather have your laugh change to a different animal sound each day or your sneeze produce a tiny rainbow?
82. Would you rather have to wear a different silly hat every hour or mismatched shoes forever?
83. Would you rather have eyebrows that project holograms or knees that tell jokes?
84. Would you rather have your GPS speak in riddles or your maps be hand-drawn by a pirate?
85. Would you rather only be able to eat food that rhymes or food that is the same color as your shirt?
86. Would you rather have a mailbox that teleports letters or a doorbell that plays mystery sounds?
87. Would you rather nap on a giant marshmallow or a giant stack of pancakes (with syrup-proof pajamas)?
88. Would you rather have to greet people with jazz hands or finger guns (respectfully) forever?
89. Would you rather be able to summon a rubber duck or a kazoo at will?
90. Would you rather your elbows make camera shutter sounds or your ankles make bowling strikes?
91. Would you rather your houseplants sing lullabies or your furniture tell bedtime stories?
92. Would you rather have a pet goldfish that levitates or a pet snail that leaves glow-in-the-dark trails?
93. Would you rather your backpack be slightly too heavy forever or your hat be slightly too big forever?
94. Would you rather your hair smell like popcorn or your shoes smell like peppermint?
95. Would you rather have a cape that flutters dramatically or a scarf that never stops waving?
96. Would you rather toast every handshake with “cheers!” or bow with “your majesty!”
97. Would you rather speak fluent dolphin or fluent cow?
98. Would you rather have a cloud that rains sprinkles or a sunbeam that follows you like a spotlight?
99. Would you rather have to hop over every crack or tiptoe on every tile?
100. Would you rather have a fridge that applauds when opened or a microwave that counts down like a game show host?
101. Would you rather wear shoes that squeak to your rhythm or socks that hum lullabies?
102. Would you rather be able to change your outfit by snapping or your hairstyle by whistling?
103. Would you rather befriend a misunderstood swamp monster or a shy yeti librarian?
104. Would you rather have an umbrella that starts gossiping with the rain or sunglasses that narrate the weather?
105. Would you rather your selfies always include a mysterious photobombing pigeon or a glittery lens flare?
106. Would you rather your keyboard type dad jokes at random or your mouse pointer trail sparkles permanently?
107. Would you rather your backpack occasionally meow or your jacket occasionally neigh?
108. Would you rather your cereal talk back encouragingly or your coffee hum motivational tunes?
109. Would you rather find spaghetti in your pockets weekly or confetti in your shoes daily?
110. Would you rather car horns play lullabies or door knocks play drum solos?
111. Would you rather be able to summon a comfy beanbag or a hot cup of cocoa anytime?
112. Would you rather your reflection try to guess your password or your shadow ask for high-fives?
113. Would you rather only be able to eat triangular foods or circular foods for a month?
114. Would you rather have to narrate your actions like a nature documentary or dub them like an action movie?
115. Would you rather be chased (lightly) by a friendly tumbleweed or a gentle balloon?
116. Would you rather always find a rubber duck in your bag or a mysterious sticker on your sleeve?
117. Would you rather your shoes occasionally moonwalk or your hat occasionally bow?
118. Would you rather have a bicycle that giggles when pedaled or a skateboard that hums?
119. Would you rather live in a cottage guarded by polite gnomes or a lighthouse run by wise owls?
120. Would you rather sneeze tiny paper airplanes or hiccup tiny bubbles that spell hi?
121. Would you rather only be able to whisper sweetly or only speak in dramatic stage voice?
122. Would you rather your calendar be illustrated by penguins or your to-do list be sung by a choir?
123. Would you rather your sandwich always be slightly too tall or your smoothie always be slightly too bubbly?
124. Would you rather your socks be perpetually warm or your hoodie perpetually cozy?
125. Would you rather have a library card that summons one random book or a TV remote that only finds feel-good movies?
126. Would you rather every door greet you with a tiny fanfare or every window wink?
127. Would you rather adopt a baby kraken that hugs too much or a baby dragon that toasts marshmallows?
128. Would you rather your pen leave glitter trails or your pencil emit pleasant aromas?
129. Would you rather your backpack have infinite pockets (but they jingle) or one pocket that’s always perfect size?
130. Would you rather your umbrella double as a parachute (slow fall) or your jacket double as a sleeping bag?
131. Would you rather your reflection give you dad jokes or your mirror give you daily riddles?
132. Would you rather your ringtone be Gregorian chants or yodeling (both surprisingly catchy)?
133. Would you rather have dinner with a vampire who’s vegan or a werewolf who’s terrified of the moon?
134. Would you rather learn magic from a clumsy wizard or science from a mad (but friendly) inventor?
135. Would you rather attend a tea party hosted by raccoons or a picnic organized by squirrels?
136. Would you rather your shoes collect tiny flowers as you walk or your hat collect tiny clouds as you think?
137. Would you rather your keyboard keys be tiny marshmallows or your mouse be a soft potato?
138. Would you rather your backpack sometimes dispenses confetti or your wallet sometimes dispenses stickers?
139. Would you rather your car only drives to fun places or your bike only rides downhill (gently)?
140. Would you rather have a clock that tells jokes every hour or a lamp that compliments your reading posture?
141. Would you rather your socks narrate their adventures or your scarf write poetry?
142. Would you rather your shadow play charades or your reflection play peekaboo?
143. Would you rather your earbuds play elevator music at random or your speakers whisper “you got this” hourly?
144. Would you rather your cereal spoon double as a compass or your fork double as a tiny harp?
145. Would you rather win hide-and-seek against a ghost or arm-wrestle a polite octopus?
146. Would you rather host a talk show for garden gnomes or a cooking show for dragons?
147. Would you rather ride a giant caterpillar bus or a friendly manta ray subway?
148. Would you rather get life advice from an owl or fashion advice from a flamingo?
149. Would you rather your backpack be slightly buoyant in air or your shoes slightly magnetic?
150. Would you rather your messages autocorrect to pirate slang or to cozy grandma phrases?

Whether you’re stuck on a long ride, hosting friends, or just need a dash of nonsense in your day, these “Would You Rather” questions will get people talking (and giggling). There’s no right answer—only brilliantly ridiculous debate. Pick a few favorites, pass them around, and let the laughter unfold!